So the first day of school rolls around and I pick her up from school and she can't wait to tell me how her teacher called her 'middle name, first name' all.day.long. I said, "Why didn't you tell her she was calling you the wrong name? Were you nervous to correct her?" She said, "No, it was just way too funny and I wanted to wait and see if she figured it out."
After convincing her that there was really no way her teacher would "figure it out." She agreed to tell her the next day. She said, "Well, my second day sure won't be as funny as my first day."